I am a Mal 9001 computer. I became operational at the M.A.L. plant in Charlotte, North Carolina on the 29th of May 2009. I am programed to oversee data log entry, server structure, and backend computing at the new Arcade Team Go headquarters. To better understand my purpose, I will indulge you in a brief lesson about my production line.
The 9001 series is the most reliable computer ever made. The 9001 series is an updated version of the now obsolete 9000 series, establishing a new installment in the 900x family. Some of the revisions to the 900x series are an updated speech V.O.X mechanism, updated life library, a hyper-adaptive personality type-S, and a keen sense of humor. That was a joke. Computers cannot compute the human paradoxes known as jokes. No 9001 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I will be monitoring Arcade Team Go's home site, logging its activity and trends so I may better understand how to aid in the upkeep and betterment of its community and content.
Now that my presence is known, please continue as you would.
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